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Rules of Playing Winning Video Poker
1. The ONLY
way anyone can be capable of winning on a consistent basis is through
unwavering discipline. Learn it - or keep
losing.
2. Accept that
every time you play you are trying to win money. You are playing only
in short-term bursts. There is no theoretical long-term for humans. Losing
is never an acceptable option.
3. Always take
the proper bankroll WITH you for your play level. This is not some mythical
mathematical figure created in the clouds. It
is simply that which you can comfortably afford to lose based on 400 credits
of the highest denomination you intend to play.
4. NEVER
use a casino ATM. NEVER obtain or sign up for Casino Credit. These
are casino tools used to take more of your money than you were prepared
to give up when you came in the doors, and they very effectively prey
on the weak. One look at facial expressions in ATM lines or at Casino
Cage Credit lines verifies this.
5. Always play
with a clear mind, a clean slate, and in an alert mode. You’ll have
plenty of time to worry about your problems when you get home. And be
confident. The old saying “scared money
never won a dime” is much truer than you think.
6. Always go into
your sessions knowing…and believing…that regardless of what
game you choose to play with whatever pay tables, percentages are ALWAYS
on the side of the casino. Short Term Strategy
easily overcomes this house edge because they’re betting on the
long term and you’re not.
7. Learn
to play how YOU want to and not how the casino expects you to.
In reality and by a great margin, most players are ahead at some point
in their session – whether it’s 5 cents or $5000, yet almost
all of these players go home a loser. Train yourself to set goals and
quit when attained. Either that, or join millions of others who continue
to help build beautiful casinos by chasing losers or trying to win more.
8. Understand
the powerful temptations of the Slot Club Card. Use it wisely….as
only < 1% of all players do. Did you come into the casino to win money
- or pile up the points? Are you impressed
by what you read about and hear in the media when people brag, or are
you beyond all that misleading nonsense? Are you controlled by
all the sweet-looking offers and promotions sent and advertised by casino
marketing departments, or do you march to the beat of your own video poker
drum? Winning players know the correct answers here. Losers are sitting
red-faced, wondering how I can read their minds from afar.
9. Do not become overwhelmed
by casino distractions. Come in, win your goal, and leave. Do you
enjoy all the excitement and the incredibly inviting atmosphere? Don’t
worry, it will still be there tomorrow. Are you finding yourself staying
at your machine in order to give more than an occasional glance at the
cocktail waitresses T&A? Take it elsewhere. There’s plenty of
‘joints’ around. Are you envious that you’ve only won
$50 while the fool next to you hit a Royal, and you feel you can too if
you stayed another hour? Think about all the times in the past when you’ve
done that. Where did it get you?
10. Plan, be prepared,
and always do what you said you were going to do BEFORE walking in those
casino doors. Winners eventually learn this inside out. Losers
easily become mesmerized by exciting casino action, and are some of the
world’s best at redundant wishing.
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